Top ten- Matt

Tom loved the stories, maybe, just maybe Malawi wasn't so bad.

One question, does anyone really need 74 different types of toothpaste?

here are some of my observations. in a top ten list of course
top ten ways you know you are back
10. you are the worst smelling person around
9. no matter how much you bargain you cannot get a 7 layer burrito any cheaper
8. dora will not sign vacation forms any more
7. fruit/corn on roadside replaced by processed foods at gas station
6. no evelyn hugs
5. no need to carry around toilet paper or 5 kwatcha bills
4. walking to front of bank lines not enouraged by "locals"
3. extremely poor chitumbuka is not appreciated at stores
2. its hard to buy parafin for my stove
1. i'm not really doing any thing,.. wait, nevermind on that one

stay well

ps can enayone translate redneck southern?